Ralph

Ralph

Early life
Ralph was born in a laundromat and raised under the counter until he was 4 and started going to school. from a young age he had a affinity for Hip Hop he loved eminem. He went to the markland school and ronworth middle school and jark high.

teen years
He continued his love of hip hop and began a musical career (a very unsuccessful one) he was constantly booed of stage and had pina colada,s thrown at him constantly. He entered a program for aspiring rapper and started to improve to the point people would not throw pina colada,s at him. He graduated and struck a deal with a record company cowlickers and created a big hit album topped it with a killer second album and a rap battle and diss track with minx (his mortal enemy).

Fall of his career
He started to not do as well. His latest album had mixed reception and was not as good due to studio meddling. And then the killing blow was when his record company wanted 99% of his prophet and rights to his albums for the rest of time. Then his company ended there deal cancelled production on all new albums and destroyed all records of his existence and deals. They sent out there private guard and confiscated all copies of his albums and song. They were all burned in the nevada dessert. He was crossing the road to go to cvs to grab headache pills and got hit by a car owned and branded by his company. He has then therorized that the car collision was an attempt on his life by the company as revenge on the fact since he left the company and the ratings whent down the toilet.

Present day
Now ralph is an angry grumpy man who lives in groggy werewolf,s office and is roomates with bagboy (he lives with groggy,s family as part of a hybrid housing program he signed up for after going homeless).